What do you do
take the Dad out for a date instead
It’s 5am and this is the post that made me decide to turn off my phone and go to sleep
whitewingdoves
why is 2016 so vengeful? Who hurt her
this what cis people sound like when i talk about being turned down for jobs for being trans “but they cant do that!”
*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
jack blacks 13 year old: dad lets make a game channel together because we love to game as a family and im a 13 yr old so i like lets players
jack black: thats a good idea i love you son
p*wdiep*e racists: CORPORATE GAMERS… NOT LIKE MY RACIST GAMER IDOL WHO IS A POOR INDEPENDENT CREATOR MILLIONAIRE
meropischao
youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up
meropischao
horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed
if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off
meropischao
excuse me
The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…
I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers
wish i were alive in 2000 BCE so i could have devoted my life to the moon goddess and die at the old age of 28
My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him
Think bigger, OP.
If we do this all around the whole country then no matter where he goes to hold a rally, the crows will be there mobbing and cawing at him like he’s the fuckin antichrist.
God you’re right
transphobic people will be like “I dont understand what you are and I’m entitled to a polite explanation in detail about you and your body and if you are rude then it will be your fault that I hate trans and nonbinary people”
there’s beauty in small things. the lipstick stain on my glass, the sparkle of a snowflake, my shadow on the sidewalk. we don’t see the world as it is, we see the world as we are
Santa a thug via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2zQUZ5w
HO HO HO MOTHER FUCKER.
This lifted my Christmas spirit 10 fold
